2. Will I ever poop again?
3. Is someone downstairs?
4. How many calories have I eaten today?
5. Do I really have to get out of bed?
6. Where is Tom?
7. Who is Tom?
8. If you're alone, do you exist?
9. Is that a wrinkle or a cleft in my head?
10. Isn't cleavage just pressed fat?
11. Does praying count if you're not on your knees?
12. Is it possible that I actually like the dog?
13. Don't I look great in my new boots?
14. Is this clean or dirty laundry?
15. Where are my keys?
16. Why am I so lazy?
17. Should I get a job?
18. Am I going bald?
19. Will I ever do anything of significance again?
20. Will Angela actually marry Andy?
2 comments:
Tom needs to come home. Those are a lot of questions that you wouldn't even have to ask if he were home.
I KNOW...is that wedding actually going to happen? It can't!
I just wanted to let you know that I look at your blog. I hope you don't mind.
This is your niece Lindsey.
Do you remember me? Ha ha!
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