Friday, October 24, 2008

Ed for president

My second son, Ed, has announced his candidacy for president, and aside from a few grammatical glitches,  he is eminently qualified.  His running mate is a short Mexican man known as Cheeto Bandito, who is actually an American citizen.  Wow, way to go Cheeto!  (We're still fact-checking).  I will be travelling across America for the next couple of weeks raising money for my little boy. My top-of-the-line metal detector should bring in a real chunk of change. To see his platform go to http//  At last a man for the people! 

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