Here's the list:Fluoxetine (Prozac)--for depression
Lorazapam (Attivan)--for anxiety
Ambien--to go to sleep
Senekot Stool Softeners-- to poop
Lipitor--for cholesterol
Triamterene--for high blood pressure (going off this soon)
Oxaprozin--for osteoarthritis
81 mg Aspirin--so I won't have a stroke
Can you beat that?
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I can, but I'm not going public with it.
My mother-in-law told her husband that if he decides to quit his job (that he hates) then she's going to have to let him die because of the amount of perscription drugs he takes and the lack of insurance they would have to pay for them.
Come on Auntie, don't be shy about the Enablex your taking for your overactive bladder (I won't poke fun at your maximum protection Depends undies) or Mirapex for your restless leg syndrome.
Now Gold-e, why would I hold back on Enablex or Mirapex if I used them?
I don't use Depends but I did pee and poop in my car this past year on separate occasions. I'll forego the details.
OH, my goodness! How disturbing can you get? My friends might be looking at your blog, and you just mentioned that you peed and pooped in your car.
Is it time for me to go to THE HOME, Anne?
I just have to mention that I got a laugh out of these comments alone.
By the way, my mom told me that story. I don't suppose you thought she'd keep it a secret. Don't worry, she also mentioned Toni's as well. (Used a tupperware bowl.)
Lulu, that was Toni not Tom with the empty tupperware bowl from the aseni di pepi salad.
It was time for you to go to the home a long time ago.
MOM, IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE US TO SING YOU A SONG BEFORE WE LEAVE? EAT YOUR PEAS MOM, THEY WILL GIVE YOU... FORGET THE PEAS, HERE IS YOUR OXYGEN.
Oh Lulu, you SAID Toni. I read it as Tom. I really do need the home.
Sam, you've always been such a good son. Yes, the oxygen sounds good.
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