Samantha "piggy-faced" Plummer

I don't know if any of you noticed, but Samantha has let herself go.  This is the same girl who photographers used to stop in Central Park and ask if they could take her picture.  She was such a beauty.  But now it seems her features have grown--dare I say it--porcine.  And her body is more swine than slim.  Is that an actual point on her head or is she wearing a snow cone?  Bless her heart.  Be kind to her.  Compliment her on how good she looks in pink!