Professional swimmers wear goggles

I'm a swimmer and I wear goggles.  I'm not ashamed of it.  Goggles make you look cool and, also, they keep the water out of your eyes, and, also, they allow you to keep your eyes open, so you can follow the line in the middle of the lane and not bump into the lane dividers and look like a dufus.  I swim to keep fit.  My body is toned and tight.  I am a sixty-five year old marvel, an example of what the human spirit can overcome.  Mind over body.

I love America.